Don, Don, Don. You smoke, you drink. You drink and drive. Could you at least wear your seat belt?
The Daily Beast is so concerned about the possibility that the “Mad Men” character is going to die soon that it posted this week on all the signs of his possible demise. Possible methods include an airplane crash or suicide. Even better was a 2012 Vulture effort that asked an actuary to forecast when the hard-living ad man would pass away, given his many vices (promiscuity, occasional visits to prostitutes, five drinks per day, two packs of cigarettes a day, phenobarbital use for anxiety), not to mention high blood pressure and only occasional exercise.